Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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I have no love for America. I have no patriotism … I desire to see the government overthrown as speedily as possible and its Constitution shivered in a thousand fragments. Frederick Douglas, declaimed in a lecture to the American Anti-Slavery Society in 1847 (via fuglyhottie)

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Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr


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i run my fingers through my own hair and i grab my own ass

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